:: lies ::

Anything with the word "ultimate" in the title. Statistics in general. God helps those who help themselves. God is your co-pilot. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Money equals happiness and/or brains. Keanu Reeves is cool. Paris Hilton is hot. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. You can take it with you (whatever "it" is). Anything called "cutting edge" or "state-of-the-art." Greedo fired his blaster first. You have to be serious to get anywhere in life.