Toes. Why are toes so weird? Honestly, they're probably one of the strangest body parts. I mean just look at them. They're odd and kinda ugly. Few people have better ones then most but then nobody really cares, do they? Cause they're just toes.
Why do toes need to be so strange looking? Take the big toe, why is he so big? And how did he get to be so obese? And the little guy on the end, he's just the pathetic runt of the family. Why did he get the microscopic nail? And then the inbetweens, what's up with them? They all seem to have their own growth spurts!
Toes are just really really weird. Flat toes. Round toes. Skinny toes. Fat toes. Stubby toes. Crooked toes. ET toes. Hammer toes. What's up with toes!
And feet!... Don't get me started...
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