Shannon, this is for you...
Once upon a time, in a place not too far from here, there was a girl. A simple girl of regular proportions with regular dreams that were offset by odd obsessions with pretty things and ice cream. She had many friends, but some believed she had been born with an unhealthy dose of 'strange'.
Every day she would wake up at an ungodly hour, climb into her pathetic car and go to work. Some said to pursue the 'American Dream' but really it was just because that's what adults do.
But despite her best intensions, she would always forget to pack a lunch. Eventually chewing on pens just wasn't filling anymore and she became tired of entertaining an empty stomach. So using all the limited energy she could muster, she decided to find a solution to her absent-minded predicament.
Going out and buying food ended quickly; her budget wouldn't allow for it. She found smiles that were free but found they didn't hold her appetite for very long. And toting the refrigerator to work every day just proved to be a bit of a burden.
So she did the only thing she could do... rely on her creative abilities. And so she sat waiting for inspiration. Moments later it hit her.
She needed her very own personal chef. Not an ordinary chef, but a miniature chef... one that could fit in her purse. Portable, affordable and adorable! "BRILLIANT!", she thought.
And with that she was off to China in hopes of finding the impossible.
~Fin~
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